Funny Kids Tag

Here is a funny kids tag, although my kids weren't too funny this time. I think I was bugging them with my questions. Anyhow, the answers they gave about me are in pink and the answers about Seth are in blue.

1. What is something mom/dad always says to you?

Alex: Be Good / You're naughty
Alyssa: I love you/ I love you, Do what I say, Go to bed Now!

2. What makes mom/dad happy?

Alex: Alex / Alex
Alyssa: hugging me and picking me up / making Chewy Laugh

3. What makes mom/dad sad?

Alex: Lyssa / Alex
Alyssa: getting kicked and bit / not listening to him

4. How does your mom/dad make you laugh?

Alex: with a silly face / monster face
Alyssa: making funny sounds and weird nicknames / plays tickle monster or humpty dumpty

5. What was your mom/dad like as a child?

Alex: eating / chewing gum
Alyssa: yellow hair, peach skin and I don't know the rest / I have no idea

6. How old is your mom/dad?

Alex: 2 / 2
Alyssa: 23 or 32 but I think 32 / I think 31

7. How tall is your mom/dad?

Alex: little / tall, tall, tall, tall, tall
Alyssa: no idea / no idea

8. What is her/his favorite thing to do?

Alex: make a garden / go outside and play rocket with me
Alyssa: play games with me and play with Choo Choo and Al / play humpty dumpty and touch the ceiling

9. What does your mom/dad do when you're not around?

Alex: stay home or go buy lunchables / hide
Alyssa: play with Al and Choo choo / goes to work

10. If your mom/dad becomes famous, what will it be for?

Alex: watching me while I eat lunch / church
Alyssa: a pop star with a limo and gold / a rock star with gold money, free food and free paychecks

11. What is your mom/dad really good at?

Alex: making breakfast / watching TV
Alyssa: eating chocolate and cooking / golf

12. What is your mom/dad not very good at?

Alex: making a toy for daddy / can't eat...he moves his fork around too much
Alyssa: juggling / counting backward from 1000

13. What does your mom/dad do for a job?

Alex: nothing / works on a computer and eats lunch
Alyssa: nothing / works in an office on a computer

14. What is your mom's/dad's favorite food?

Alex: sandwich / cheeseburger
Alyssa: chocolate / crab legs

15. What makes you proud of your mom/dad?

Alex: takes me to 'Consin Dells / goes to work
Alyssa: likes us and likes us to be happy / gets a job and gives us money

16. If your mom/dad were a cartoon character, who would she/he be?

Alex: dinosaur / dinosaur
Alyssa: Sandy from Spongebob / Mr. Krabs, he likes money

17. What do you and your mom/dad do together?

Alex: eat / make robots
Alyssa: sit on her lap while I play Webkinz / play tickle the ribs

18. How are you and your mom/dad the same?

Alex: green eyes / we're boys
Alyssa: brown hair and matching sweatshirts / brown eyes and hair

19. How are you and your mom/dad different?

Alex: we don't match / hair doesn't match
Alyssa: different hair and face and I am littler / he has hair on his boobs and I don't

20. How do you know your mom/dad loves you?

Alex: she loves me because / he loves me because
Alyssa: she squeezes me and picks me up a lot, she says she will still carry me around at my wedding / says I love you and gives tight hugs and kisses

21. What does your mom/dad like most about your dad/mom?

Alex: he loves her / her's pretty
Alyssa: that he loves her / that she loves him

22. Where is your mom's/dad's favorite place to go?

Alex: Mc Donald's / Culvers
Alyssa: Target, I mean, No...Walmart and McDonalds / the sample store (Sam's Club)

P.S. I DO NOT like to make a garden! Just wanted to make sure you all know that I do not get along with the outdoors and I would never think it was fun to play in the dirt. I don't know where Alex got that one???

Oh yeah, I tag YOU...if you have kids!